A mother and daughter were riding in a cab though New York City daughter noticed some scantily clad women loitering on a street “Mommy,” the little girl asked, “what are all those ladies doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to come home from work.” the mother answered. “C’mon lady, they’re hookers!” retorted the cab driver. [...]

    Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.”     So he climbed out of [...]

It was this little girl’s first day of school and the teacher asked her what her name was and she replied, “Happy Butt.” The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name you need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.” So she went to the principal’s office and he [...]